The Hawkinator

When Jeffrey Epstein was arrested, skeletons suddenly started falling out of every famous and powerful person's closets. This audio file contains one of those skeletons in the form of a voicemail.

The Hawkinator


Down here at Phonic Phoenix Productions we are big fans of collaboration. This sketch was made in association with the Mr.Henris Class Podcast (found at It was a pleasure and a privilege to work with the comedic mind of Mr.Henris. We look forward to future endeavors in comedy.

Crafted By
Shawn Random

S.HAWKING - Mr.Henris Class Podcast
SPEAKER - Yolanda Laverde
J.EBSTIEN - Shawn Random

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